thejokenobodygets:

fastest-boy-alive:

“Stir until creamy.”
((“Gluten Free Cooking 101”. xDDDD))

“I’ll just be a minute. I don’t want you to see me undress.”
….
B|
((LAWL “Vampire Kisses”. |D ))

There was only one set of footprints—her own—but she had to have been running pretty frantically because when they found her body it was covered with scratches from having broken through branches and brush the entire way.
O__________O
(that’s what I get for owning horror books)

thejokenobodygets:

fastest-boy-alive:

“Stir until creamy.”


((“Gluten Free Cooking 101”. xDDDD))

“I’ll just be a minute. I don’t want you to see me undress.”

….

B|

((LAWL “Vampire Kisses”. |D ))

There was only one set of footprints—her own—but she had to have been running pretty frantically because when they found her body it was covered with scratches from having broken through branches and brush the entire way.

O__________O

(that’s what I get for owning horror books)

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